THE MIRACLE ROMANCE THAT TRANSCENDS TIME AND SPACE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
cosmo sex tip #669
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
this one is gold
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Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition, and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel.
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This guy’s stupidity is
( •_•)>⌐■-■ , (⌐■_■)
through the roof.
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I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that was basically like 20 digletts in a group.
it was called dugstruction.
HELP I DID THE THING-
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PIZZA VENDING MACHINE.
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